An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Thats wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"The guy was your doctor."