One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow, that is one ugly baby."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, "What's wrong? You look mad."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You shouldn't take that from him," the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take his badge number and report him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You're right sir, I think I will report him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."