One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all of them go to heaven.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Running, running, running; we're tired of running.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't have to run anymore?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Lord says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Better than I could have ever expected.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are the best!"