A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"