Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."