A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"