You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a canker. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
A sore that won't go away. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Your life is a monument to stupidity. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I barf at the very thought of you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You have all the appeal of a paper ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Lepers avoid you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
And did I mention you smell? ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You're a fool, an ignoramus. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.
You are sour and senile. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
On a good day you're a half-wit.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You remind me of drool. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are deficient in all that lends character.
You have the personality of wallpaper. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are dank and filthy. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are asinine and benighted. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are the source of all unpleasantness. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I mean rock-hard stupid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You are trans-stupid stupid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Quasar stupid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Your writing has to be a troll. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I'm sorry. I can't go on. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Duh. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
