Top ten things not to say on your anniversary!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9. Today is our what?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4. I've got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut you up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.