A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"