A patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Some of the younger male relatives tried to looked shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price betweem male and female brains?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"A standard pricing practice." said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have been used."