As the highway patrolman approached the accident site, he found that the entire side of the BMW had been ripped away, taking with it the driver's arm. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The injured yuppie, a lawyer obviously in shock, kept moaning, "My car, my car," as the officer tried to comfort him. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Sir," the patrolman said gently, "I think we should be more concerned about your arm than your car." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The driver look down to where his arm should have been, then screamed, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"