Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"