The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Tell me explicitly," the judge directed the woman, "what fault you have found with your husband."
The wife was explicit: "He's a liar, a brute, a thief and a brainless fool!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Tut, tut!" the judge remonstrated. "I suspect you would find difficulty in proving your assertions."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Prove it!" was the retort. "Why everybody knows it."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"If you knew it," his honor demanded sarcastically, "why did you marry him?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I didn't know it before I married him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The husband interrupted angrily: "Yes she did too," he shouted. "She did so!"