A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The man thinks for a while and then proclaims "©OFFICEJOKES.NET
1. I'd like a million dollars.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
2. Beat me half to death".