Answering the phone, the priest was surprised to hear the caller introduce herself as an IRS auditor.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But we do not pay taxes,"?the priest said.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It isn't you, Father, it"s one of your parishioner, Sean McCullough. He indicates on his tax return that he gave a donation of $15,000 to the church last year. Is this, in fact, the truth?"?/p>

The priest smiled broadly. "The check hasn't arrived yet, but I"m sure I"and#27282;l have it when I remind dear Sean."?/p>