An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose."?br />she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, there you go."?br />cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night.