Three friends - a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The surgeon said "Eve was created from Adan's rib - a surgical procedure."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The engineer replied: "before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The politician said, "Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?"