Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin "D-Con Rat Poison".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on the table and starts to leave.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

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