Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The first nun says "I want to be Bo Derek," and POOF she's gone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second says "I want to be Madonna," and POOF she's gone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The third says "I want to be Virginia Pepalini.".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Virginia Pepalini" replies the nun.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

St Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says the Virginia Pipeline was laid by 500 men in 7 days!".