A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It was the maitre'd from the restaurant.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why? I'm not disturbing anybody."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ma'am. You're on the skylight."