1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.