There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you -- and if you die first, you come back and tell me -- if there is baseball in heaven."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Yes it is Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got bad news."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."