There were two strangers sitting in a bar, one says to the other.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Psst, wanna see somethin'?" The other man shrugged and agreed.
The first man pointed to an object covered by a cloth. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Look under that cloth but DO NOT take it off.
So the man walks over to the object that is quite large and peeks under it.
However, when he saw what was under it he screamed and accidentally pulled the cloth off. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It was a one eyed purple monster! The man was so scared he took off in his car. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The monster was hot on his trail. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He drove to the airport and on the plane he felt safe but he looked into the ocean and the monster was swimming after him to Africa! When he got there he ran off the plane without his luggage. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He couldn't run anymore and the monster was coming closer. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He could feel it's hot breath. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He stopped and the monsters big hand reached down. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man knew this was his last day when he heard in a growling voice as an impact hit him, YOUR IT! And the monster ran away.