One afternoon, two worms were crawling through the grass. The male worm said to female worm, "How about if you and I go back to your place?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The female worm said, "Okay." So, the two worms went back to her place and the male worm noticed that the female worm is wearing a wedding ring.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The male worm said, "I'm sorry honey, but I don't do this sort of thing with married worms."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The female worm replied, "Don't worry. My husband is not coming home."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The male worm asked, "How do you know that for sure?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The female worm answered, " Well, he got up early this morning and went fishing."