A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What happened to him?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him".©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Can I borrow the dog?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Get in line."