A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, my child," he said, "your dress is most lovely."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Thank you, Father," she replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, my child," said the priest, "your conversation is most lovely."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Thank you, Father," said the prostitute.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally, the priest sat her down and said, "Oh, my child, there is one thing I have against you."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. I felt it while we were dancing."