The teacher instructs her third-grade class to give a three-syllable word and use it in a sentence©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Several pupils raise their hands, including Dirty Johnny©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The teacher passes right over him and chooses Sally.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Beautiful", says Sally. "My teacher is beautiful."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why, thank you" the teacher says. "Anyone else?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Again, several hands, including Dirty Johnny's, are waving. The teacher chooses Mary.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Wonderful", says Mary. "My teacher is wonderful."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Again the teacher thanks her student and asks for another answer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Reluctantly, she chooses Johnny.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Urinate" says Johnny.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Johnny" the teacher cries in shock.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Urinate" says Johnny again, "but if your tits were bigger, you'd be a ten."