A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What's it telling you now?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"