Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bob says, "I lied about my age." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."