Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Son: What is politics?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me "Tony Blair."?Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her "Gordon Brown."?We take care of your needs, so we'll call you "The People."?We'll call the maid "The Working Class,"?and your baby brother we can call "The Future."?Do you understand, son?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.