What a wife says...and means©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Sure... Go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: You're ... So manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: i'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: No
The wife means: No©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.