A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and apprec- iates the business, but is also concerned.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?""©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbour, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another. "So you came home and found cream on the weight?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says, "It's worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."