Why are you not married?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Here are some comebacks: ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You haven't asked yet.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Because I just love hearing this question.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Just lucky, I guess.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It gives my mother something to live for.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

My fiancand#33541;e is awaiting his/her parole.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It didn't seem worth a blood test.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

What? And lose all the money i've invested in running personal ads?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Why aren't you thin?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bonus reply for Single Mothers: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.