When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good.
If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
In loving you lie about the one you caught.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You can catch and release a fish. You don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.