When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When he opened it there were 2 doilies and 85,000.00$ He ask why this was in the box. She replied "When I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was. She replied that's the money from selling the doilies.