A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It's not just one car!" said the blonde.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"There's f*ck*ng hundreds of them!"