A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"The Red Sox."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why's that?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"