You find yourself listening to talk radio.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The pattern on your shorts and couch match.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When jogging is something you do to your memory.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

All the cars behind you flash their headlights.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You actually ASK for your father's advice.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You don't know how to operate a fax machine.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.