A businessman, on his deathbed, called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die, you will have my remains cremated."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service. Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.'"