Your girlfriend is ugly when...©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(6) She makes onions cry.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.