A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "i've got a better idea ... Let's pretend we're married."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why not," giggles the woman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."